lemurkongen

this is just to satisfy chevreuils 

1. Name: it's still Even
2. Nickname(s): Even
3. Birthday: September 5th 1996
4. That makes you: Me
5. Where were you born: Norway
6. Location right now: Norway
7. Shoe size: European size 42 - 43
8. How many piercings?: None
9. Tattoos?: None
10. When you wake up you're: waking up
11. When your about to sleep you're: listening to youtube vids
12. Zodiac sign: Virgo (forever virgo, lel)
13. Chinese sign: Rat
14. Righty or Lefty: AlRighty
15. Innie or Outie: Why not both?
16. School: non

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Norwegian
18. Hair colour: Brown
20. Weight: 136 lbs
21. Height: 5'11
22. Braces? Nah
23. Glasses? I need those things to see

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? yes I do
25. If so, who? chevreuils 
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Yes on my boyfriend
27. Who has a crush on you? my boyfriend
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? nope why would I
29. Who was your first kiss: Eskil
30. Who was your last kiss: Eskil <3
31. Are you a virgin? not anymore
32. Ever had a threesome before? No.
33. If you could have sex with anyone who would it be? still myself but since I can't I'll settle with Eskil
34. Have you ever been in love? I currently am
35. Broken any hearts? Nah
36. Got your heart broken? Yah
37. Ever liked a friend? Yes
38. What happened? Me

Section Four: Past Relationships (Feel free to skip this section. They're all '...'s.)

39. How many relationships have you been in? One
40. How many were serious enough to count: Uno
41. Who were those serious ones: Eskil
42. Funnest hook-ups: never had
43. What made them different: didn't exist
44. What happened: nothing
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Eskil <3
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: no one
47. Ever been kissed: yes 
48. Who do you want back: ESKIL COME BACK
49. Who do you regret: lol as if I had someone to regret
50. Why?: 

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Icarus (Borne on Wings of Steel) 
52. Movie: Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness (Evil Dead series)
53. Food: Lasagna
54. Drink: Coca Cola Zero
55. Store: Book stores probably
56. Television show: Poirot
57. Holiday: Dunno
58. Book: Any Agatha Christie book
59. Ice cream: Chocolate
60. Sweets: Chocolate, probably
61. Crisps: Any, really
62. Type of music: prog rock
63. Artist: Kansas, Primus, Kate Bush
64. Word: Bitch lasagna
65. Time of day: I don't really have a favourite day time
66. Dressing: I like to dress in my own clothes, yes
67. Alcoholic drink: Cider
68. Colour(s): Pink and blue
69. Piece of clothing: shirts
70. Character: Hercule Poirot
71. Smell: Eskil's smell 
72. Shampoo: Any shampoo
73. Soap: Any soap, I'm not picky
74. Smiley: BD
75. Board game: Monopoly
76. Sport: I really don't know
77. Number: 6
78. Quote: "It's not only the plague that kills, when the horse is dragging" (best quote 2015 me)
79. Animal: Ring-tailed Lemur
80. Actor: Bruce Campbell :^)
82. Vegetable: I like all, except avocado, fuck that shit
83. Fruit: ^
84. Place to be: anywhere with Eskil
85. Thing in your room: My bed
86. Gum: Any
87. Shape: Circle
88. Country: Norway 
89. Mall: None
90. Car: Chevy Bel Air 1956 
91. Boy's name: Too many
92. Girl's name: Too many
93. Family member: Dunno
94. Restaurant: Dunno
95. Movie place: My room
96. Person to go to the movies with: Helge
97. Noise: The sea
98. Brand of shoe: I don't have any favourite shoes 
99. Brand of clothing: I wear what I wear, don't give a shit about brands
100. Body part of a chicken: The entire
101. Swear word: Bollocks
102. Month: April or September
103. Possession: Laptop
104. Team: Barnet FC
105. Season: Autumn
106. Radio station: The one that the video killed
107. Magazine: Don't read them
108. Favourite grade: dunno
110. Teacher: Gunnar
111. Least favourite teacher: Don't know
112. Subject: Norwegian
113. Subject to talk about: History, music, films, literature


Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mom?: A person who gave me life, and raised me up as the strong independent woman I am today
115. Who's your dad?: A person who raised me up a little later, and made me the strong independent man I am today
116. Any step-parents?: Nah, my parents love each other too much
117. Any brothers?: 1 named Nils
118. Any Sisters?: 1 named Ida
120. Coolest: Dunno
121. Loudest: Mom
122. Best relative: Probably my grandpa
123. Worse relative: none of them are bad
124. Do you get along with your parents? Depends
125. With your siblings? Depends
126. Does anyone understand you? I'm a complex human bean uwu
127. Do you have any pets?: A Jack Russel Terrier who's a bitch
128. If so, what kind and name? A Jack Russel Terrier named Rauha, she's ^ that bitch
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: 
130. Can I be a part of your family? Do you really want to?

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? no
132. Did you drop out?: Nah
133. Your current GPA: Too good for you
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I used to bring
135. ABC's?: of course I'm not a retard
136. Favorite class: Wouldn't I like to know
137. Play any sports at school?: Nah
138. Are you popular?: lol no
139. Favourite memory: Meeting Eskil for the first time and every time after that <3
140. Most humiliating moment: Probably once I shat myself, dunno
141. Most funniest moment: Too many to remember
142. Most scared moment: Can't remember

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: I want
146. Dog: I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove dogs 
147. Christina Aguilera: she's alright
148. Ricky Martin: gay man
149. 50 cent: nah
150. Poop: do it in the toilet 
151. Beach: walking my dog
152. Desert: me melting
153. Water: Drink
154. Osama: A great lad
155. Love: What is love?
156. Your little brother: I have a little sister, you ....
157. Butt: No buts!
158. Clowns: Cute
159. Wonder: What a wonderful woooorld
16o. Brown: My curly hair
161. Banana: Hey mister taliban, have a free banana
162. Sex: Something I do
163. Parents: old people
164. Homosexuals: it's good to be gay
165. God: an anagram of dog

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: nope
167. Heaven: nope
168. Devil: nope
169. Hell: nope
170: Boogy man: nah
171. Closet Monsters: I am one (not any longer)
172. Fortune tellings: naaah
173. Magic: In a young girls heart
174. Love at first sight: maybe not love but lust
175. Ghosts: nerp
176. Voo-doo dolls: naaah
177. Reincarnation: ehh, there may be a possibility, but most likely not
178. Yourself: I still don't tbh


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: nah
180. Do drugs: nope 
181. Drink alcohol: yeah
182. Cuss: yes
183. Sing in the shower: yes, and I am a horrible singer B)
184. Like school: nah
185. Want to get married: I'm not opposed to it
186. Type with all of your fingers: yes even my pinkies
187. Think you're attractive: lol, no. Not  at all
188. Drink and drive: that's idiotic
189. Snore: Sometimes, mostly when sick
190. Sleep walk: nah
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Of course I do

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone:niet
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: well I have 
194. Told that person how you felt: yes I have
195. Been arrested: nah
196. Gone to jail or juve: I've been told as a joke by a friend of mine that he'd put me in jail, but nah
197. Skateboarded: Years ago, yeah
198. Skinny dipped: nah
199. Rock climbed: yeah
200. Killed someone: Nope
201. Watched porn: almost never
202. Gone on a road trip: Several times
203. Went out of the country: i've been to Denmark and Sweden, so yeah
204. Talked back to an adult: Yup
205. Broken a law: Probably
206. Got pulled over: I don't drive... yet
208: Cried to get out of trouble: I don't have tears
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yup
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Nah
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Nah
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Yes
213. Moon someone: nah
214. Shop-lifted: maybe when I was too young to understand what I was doing
215. Worked at McDonald's: Nah
216. Eaten a dog: Hah, no
217. Give money to a homeless person: Oui oui
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Nope
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes I have
220. Had a one night stand: nah
221. Smoked: yes I have
222. Done drugs: not really
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: nah
224. Slap someone for being stupid: yah
225. Had cyber sex: when I was like 14 as a joke 
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: no I like being a dude
227. Caught someone doing something: Dunno
228. Played a game that removes clothing: nah
229. Cried during a movie: tearless, yes
230. Cried over someone: ^
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: eh 
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: ??
233. Ran away from home: Not that I remember
234. Cheated on a test: In primary/elementary school


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Too scared
236. Sky dive: ^
237. Swim with dolphins: I'm horrible at swimming
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: I would never
239. Try to be the opposite sex: not outside of theatre
240. Lie to the police: don't do that kids
241. Run from the police: nah, that's stupid
242. Lie to your parents: depends
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: nah, I wouldn't
244. Be an exotic dancer: I still am one
245. F**k a donkey for 1,000,000: Are you willing to pay me?

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: a bit
247. Loud: Yeah
248. Nice: I try to be
249: Outgoing: Sometimes
250: Quiet: yeah
251. Mean: I'm a mean lean machine
252. Emotional: When I'm sleepy, yes
253. Sensitive: nah
254. Gay: I'm in a relationship with a guy
255. Strong: not really
256. Weak: yeah
257. Caring: I try
258. Dangerous: If you want me to be
259. Crazy: Yes, I'm psycho x3
260. Spontaneous: not really 
261. Funny: I like to think so
262. Sweet: Idunno, my boyfriend says I am though
263. Sharing: Sharing is caring
264. Responsible: depends
265. Trustworthy: yes
266. Open-minded: I try
267. Creative: I have my creative moments, once every blue corn moon
268. Cute: I've had people tell me I am, don't believe them though
269. Slick: nah
270. Smart: People say I'm smart, but I don't think I am
271. Dumb: Nah
272. Evil: Nah 
273. Ghetto: I am too ghetto for you
274. Classy: I can be
275. Photogenic: Hah, no, not at all
276. Dependable: Depends
277. Greedy: Depends
278. Ugly: eh
279. Messy: yes
280. Neat: nah
281. Perverted: Can be
282. Silly: Very
283. A Bitch: I'm not a bitch
284. A Good Listener: Yup
285. A Fighter: I'm a lover and a fighter, for the right prize
286. A Party Animal: Nah
287. A Game Freak: Depends
288. A Computer Freak: I suck, lol

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: voice actor maybe, or something with literature
290. Dream house: A house
291. Husband/Wife: well maybe I'll marry Eskil some day :3
292. Kids: I'd like kids 
293. Names: Arnt-Marius and Gro-Bjørg
294. Pets: pomeranians!!!!
295. Car: Yes
296. Age you would want to get married: whenever I feel ready
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: we'll see
298. Honeymoon: Nara maybe

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: all my friends
300. Known the longest: Helge
301. Craziest: me x3
302. Loudest: Me again, otherwise Vegar
303. Shyest: Eskil 
304. Best hair: we all have good hair these days
305. Best eyes: Eskil
306. Best body: me 
307. Most Athletic: none of us are athletic tbh
308. Hot-Tempered: not sure
309. Most impatient: Eskil (love you babe)
310. Shortest: Eskil
311. Tallest: Helge
312. Skinniest: Eskil is a skinnyboy
313. Best singer: Helge, since he's the one I've heard sing, lol
314. Funniest: Helge
315. Can always make you laugh: All of them
316. Wish you talked to more: All of them
317. Wish you saw more: ^
318. Who drives you insane after a while: I do
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Helge and Eskil
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': nah
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Eskil
322. Who is like your family: My friends are my family
323. How many friends do you have?: More than a handful
324. How many are really close? A couple

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Meatballs
326. Thing you drank: saft
327. Thing you wore: hoodie and pants
328. Thing you did: I'm currently in a call with Eskil 
329. Place you went: toilet upstairs
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nothing
331. Person you saw: My mum
332. Person you hugged: Helge
333. Person you kissed: Eskil
334. Person you fucked: Eskil ;3
335. Person you talked to online: still Eskil
336. Person you talked to on the phone: not sure
337. Song you heard: Jake Paul's awful cover of "Deck the Halls"
338. Show you saw: not sure
339. Time you fought with your parents: looong ago
340. Time you fought with a friend: looong ago
341. Words you said: Æ tvile

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Nothing
345. What are you thinking: focusing on this long ass meme
346. What are you wearing: my naked skin
347. What are you doing: this
349. Hair: curls
350. Mood: heh
351. Listening to: Eskil's computer fan
352. Talking to anyone: Eskil
353. Watching anything: Eskil's beautiful face

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: NOPE 
355. Are you a carnivore: yeah
356. Are you heterosexual: bi bi bi
357. Do you like penguins: yes
358. Do you write poetry: I haven't done so in ages
359. Do you see stupid people: nah
360. You + Me: not true cause I am taken uwu
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Ozzy Osbourne in the 70's; Yes. The others? Nah
362. Can you see flying pigs: lol no
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: yes
364. Are you from Afghanistan: nah
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: nah
366. Are you a zombie: obviously
367. Am i annoying you: nah
368. Do you bite your nails: sometimes
369. Can you cross your eyes: yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: nah
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Eskil's :3c

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Summer
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira
375. MTV or VH1: Neither
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball: European Football
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke
386. Tape or Glue: Tape it up
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: We don't have In-n-out, lol

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Love it
389. About boy bands: Nope
390. About suicide: eh
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Fuck off
392. About teen pregnancy: Unless you're prepared and willing to take that risk, and you're responsible, I have nothing against it, otherwise I have four words for ya: Use a fucking condom
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Somewhere over the rainbow
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: All of them, I hope
395. About gay men: It's raining men! Hallelujah!

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Nah
397. Current weather right now: idfk 
398. Current time: 21:22
399. Any shout outs: SHOUT ME OUT
400. Last thoughts: this took time

I was tagged by Misvirel 
and I wanted to do this anyway to show off my amazing taste in music B)

let's go:
Love Song For Myself - Electric Six
Entres Nous - Rush
Miracles Out Of Nowhere - Kansas
Uncle Salty - Aerosmith
Red Barchetta - Rush
Kings and Queens - Aerosmith
Opus Insert - Kansas
Night Of The Swallow - Kate Bush
Godzilla - Blue Öyster Cult
Egypt - Kate Bush
Naked Pictures (Of Your Mother) - Electric Six

well that was easy lol

boys are pretty, but it's okay if you don't agree

I'm gonna start taking commissions from now on to see how it goes, I will only take headshot commissions at the time being though

10 for a headshot

example: